December 2011
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Happy New Year Everyone! 2012 is the start of...
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Normal girls: Yay! Concert! I can't wait, I'll just wear a nice shirt!
Me: OH MY GOD. WHAT AM I GONNA DO. THE CONCERT IS IN TWO MONTHS. ONLY TWO. I ONLY HAVE TWO MONTHS TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I'M WEARING.WHAT IF THEY THINK I'M UGLY OR WEIRD. WHAT IF THEY THINK I DRESS LIKE A SLOB. I CAN'T WEAR THIS OR ELSE IT'LL BE TOO DRESSY. THIS IS SO STRESSFUL I'M GOING TO DIE. I NEED MONEY FOR AN OUTFIT. I'M GOING TO DIE BEFORE THE CONCERT. I NEED CLOTHES.
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
“Wanting to be someone you’re not is a waste of the person you are.”
– Kurt Cobain (via marfmellow)
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: Will you sign this?
Them: Sure
Them: Wait,what is that?
Me: A marriage certificate
Them: But.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
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